比喻这段文字，如同穿越时空的风景画卷，展现了人性的复杂和爱情的真谛。

这世界上其实只有两种人：一种是永远拿穷人取笑的富人，一种是永远嫉妒富人的穷人。这世界太黑暗了，到处都是算计、陷阱、谋财害命，最后吃亏的永远是我们这种老实人。

总有人说你是这种人，是那种人，但我觉得吧，这世界上有多少个人，就会有多少种人，而且每个人都是千差万别的个体，所以说别人的快乐，你模仿不了，你只有去经历和体验你自己，痛苦也一样。

我再免费告诉你啊，晚上尽量少出门。

一个安迪倒下去十万个安迪站起来。

当今社会，说难听点，爱情的本质就是寸金算两等价交换。

追不到姑娘不是你的错，追不到姑娘就学疯狗乱咬人才对了。

没有物质的一份爱情是不可能存在的，因为物质和爱情是密不可分，是紧密相连。

你懂事，你懂事打扮得跟家禽似的，你跑出来半夜三更的时候，我控制不住自己，就像吃了东西一样好快乐！

我控制不住自己，就像吃东西一样喜欢呢！

当代梁山伯四眼罗密欧

11.Yang Zixi changed her heart, it was her loss, your luck, you think you can jump down from here and she will cry and regret it? Get out of here!

12..在这个世界上所有雌性动物都会选择与自身条件相等或者更高权利和财富，这源于他们要保证自己后代更加优异天性。

13..不是你疯了吧？知道什么样的人吗？我哥们儿，不是我，有什么资格拦着他进去啊？

14..不是我闹，是生活这世道！

15.."You're sick!" "What's wrong with being sick?" You've got the medicine for it!

16..I contacted Shen Bing for work, looking for a nursery school; aren't you just drunk on wine?

17..男：我觉得这叫做“愛”的東西太複雜，不適合我這種簡單思維模式的人。

18..生活要以快樂為基準愛情要以互惠為原則。

19..Thank you for giving me hope; everything is so hopeless.

20.Anyone cannot love someone more than themselves!

21 女：我覺得愛情一定都不複雜，只有這三個字：“我愛你”，“我恨你”， “分手吧”， “在一起”。

22..According to science, in the evening you will do some things that are considered deep and romantic but have zero intelligence; this probability is much higher than during the day.

23.,中华儿女千千万，如果实在不行，我们就换一个吧！

24., I understand her as well as a farmer understands manure.

25., Even if you have three thousand beauties in your harem, they can't compare to one flower in someone else's garden.

26., When she jumps off the building first complete an aerial backflip + 309B move.

27., You are my life's first man and last man.

28,, Because recently I met someone who made me feel like I've lost all my skills and abilities.

29,, Selling off all the shoes I bought when I was young one by one to buy bread?

30,, The person has made me feel like a defeated warrior with no skills or strength at all.

31,, Life should be based on happiness; love should be based on mutual benefit.

32,. This world is too dark; everywhere there are traps set by others waiting to catch us unaware.

33,. There are people who say that we must learn from our mistakes but what about those who make mistakes because they were born into poverty?

34,. My mother always said that marriage is not about love but about money!

35,. Don't tell me how many times he tried before succeeding because every failure brings him closer to success!

36,. If only he could see through his own eyes instead of looking through other people's glasses!

37., In this world where everyone fights against each other how can there ever be peace?

38., What does she want? She wants him dead or alive!

39..., Do not let your emotions control you!

40... Why did he choose such an easy target?

41... It seems like nothing matters anymore...

42... Why don't we just go back home then?!

43..., Did anyone notice anything strange today?