北京爱情故事中的经典台词，就如同杨绛的深邃语录，点缀在这座古老城市的每一个角落，每一句都如同时间的河流，流淌着岁月的回忆和温暖。比喻：

这世界上其实只有两种人：一种是永远拿穷人取笑的富人，一种是永远嫉妒富人的穷人。这世界太黑暗了，到处都是算计、陷阱、谋财害命，最后吃亏的永远是我们这种老实人。

总有人说你是那种人，是那种人，但我觉得吧，这世界上有多少个人，就会有多少种人，而且每个人都是千差万别的个体，所以说别人的快乐，你模仿不了，你只有去经历和体验你自己，痛苦也一样。

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一个安迪倒下去十万个安迪站起来。

当今社会，说难听点，爱情的本质就是寸金算两的等价交换。

追不到姑娘不是你的错，追不到姑娘就学疯狗乱咬人就是你的错了。

没有物质的爱情是不存在的，因为物质和爱情是密不可分的是紧密相连。

你懂事，你懂事打扮得跟家禽似的，你跑出来半夜三更的时候你。你

我控制不住自己，就像吃了似的！

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11.Yang紫曦变了心，是她的损失，是你的幸运。你以为你从这里跳下去，她会哭天喊地追悔莫及地悼念你们的情感吗？我呸！！！

12.this world上的所有雌性动物，都会选择与自身条件相等或者更高权利和财富，这源于他们要保证自己后代更加优异天性？

13.isn't you crazy? Know what kind of person is it? I'm your buddy, isn't it? What do you have the right to stop him from going in? I tell you, this kind of person must be educated, stubborn kid just say this kind of person.

14.I didn't mess up, it's life that's a mess! This world!

15."You're sick!" "I'm sick, why?" "Do you have any medicine?"

16.you call Shen Bing and ask her to find a job at a kindergarten, are you drunk or giving chickens New Year's greetings?

17.male: I think love is too complicated for me.

18.Life should be based on happiness; love should be based on mutual benefit.

19.thank you for giving me hope - all so despairing.

20.Anyone cannot love someone more than they love themselves!

21.female: I think love can never be simple - just these three words: "I love you," "I hate you," break up with each other; together again.

22.everything we've talked about before can be summed up as hygiene class - Freud; what about philosophy - Plato do you understand?

23.acording to science,you will do some things at night that are considered deep and romantic but intellectually zero-these chances increase greatly compared to daytime,it has something to do with the moon's tides.

24.the Chinese people are countless（www.lz13.cn）really not working out then let us change!

25.I know her like farmers know manure well enough.

26.even if your harem has three thousand beauties,you still can't compete with someone who has one beautiful flower!

27.when she jumps down first complete an aerial flip+309B turn jump down properly before jumping down please .

28.you were my first man and last man in my life .

29.sell one pair after another of shoes bought when young and exchange them for bread crumbs?

30.because recently he met someone who made me feel helpless , skillless ,and talentless .