1.周立波爱情宣言经典语录在社会的脉络中流传

2.做为一只狗，一定要跟对主人，否则也要受牵连。

3.周立波：不查都是天灾，一查全是人祸；不查处处鲜花，一查全是豆腐渣；不查都是中国人，一查全是外国籍；不查都是孔繁森，一查全是；不查个个人模人样，一查；不查问题都在后三排，一 查根子在主席台；不聊都为人民服务，一聊全被人民服务；

4.周立波：亲爱的，我是不是以后都要以图片的形式发微博了！【中国人，了不起】汽油—用不起，桥梁—走 不起，学校—上 不起，瞧病—看 不起，住房—买 不起，

5.周立波：【五特权取消解决民生问题】取消交通管制，让官员感受堵车之苦才能真正治堵；

6.明明我们缴税养着你们，却要我们感谢你们——笑话。明明我们创造的劳动成果，却要我们说你们英明——可笑。明明是我们的权利，却被你们戴上各种帽子——无耻。 明明是不让选择却说需要你们——

7.now's public servants! The phone is always busy, it turns out they are deliberately hanging up like that! Scorn for her to relay! Peach Blossom Island Master II: Former Dean of Peking University Guanghua Management College Zhang Weiying recently said at a conference: "China's characteristics, shut down which department, which industry will be better off. In the past, one ministry and two ministries were all gone, these industries all prospered."

8.Locate the suspect who was stabbed 11 times to death, how do you determine the case? Locate the homeowner who was burned to death, how do you determine the case? Locate the street vendor who had his leg broken by someone else while being arrested, how do you determine the case? Self-mutilation.

9.[A glance] Inspection + fine = management; wrangling + harassment = service; hard work + technology = white-collar worker; dancing + drinking = business trip; obedience + flattery = reliability; big talk + show-off = achievement;

10.China has risen from its knees!

11.In the morning when a woman was brutally attacked in bed by an unknown assailant, she answered as follows: According to my experience with men from different places - those from Shaanxi won't wake up so early,

12.The following points must be noted:

Not elected by citizens but selected by higher-level leaders.

Not caught through anti-corruption efforts but exposed through internal struggles.

Not supervised by people but revealed through accidental blog posts or online articles.

Not discovered during inspections or audits but exposed due to conflicts between lovers or spouses.

13.Red lights we're used to running through seats we're used to grabbing for attention we're used habitually shouting over prices we're used habitually rising above imitation creativity evil people letting them win media blocking government partying

14."Organization" means that when you encounter difficulties he says he cannot help and when your rights are violated he says there is no need for protest When accused falsely he tells you trust him When sacrifices are needed he says this is what organizations test individuals When battles need fighting he says this organization supports you And when successful achievements occur they say it's because of their cultivation